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0 comments :: Friday, February 28, 2003 ::

Last night, when I went in to see How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days at work, which actually was a tolerable movie, there was an old guy there. Now, mind you, old people come into Showplace all the time, but this man was no ordinary man. He walked up to me and the two people I was talking to, and he proceeded to lift his left leg straight in front of him, with his knee bent so that his foot was towards the ground still. At the same time he lifted his arms up in the air, palms down and fingers limp. He did this to create some horrible rendition of the Crane Pose from The Karate Kid movies. He asks us what we think that is, and of course all of us are speechless, wondering why this terribly old, fat man was acting insane. He then responds, "It is Kung-Fu Grandpa" and walks away. I swear, something about me just attracts weird old guys. That sounds alot worse than I meant it to, it's just the old guys who say weird things.

i remain,
tim


:: Tim 5:50 PM [+] ::