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0 comments :: Sunday, April 20, 2003 ::

Happy Easter everyone. 1970 years ago today, Jesus rose from the dead. I'd say thats a pretty good reason to celebrate. I hope everyone had a great time today. Of course, Showplace Cinemas has no care for religion and is making me work at 5:00 tonight. Oh well, I'll survive. Anyway, anyone who enjoys Grand Theft Auto should install the Postal 2 demo. It is basically a first person shooter, but you don't necessarily use a gun. There are many weapons including:

• Shovels
• Matches
• Tazers
• Police Nightstick
• Shotgun
• Handgun
• Gasoline Tank

And of course, I can't leave out its unprecidented addition, the ability to urinate on your enemies. There is a button that unzips your pants, which often scares civilians off anyway, but if they do not see you, you are able to take a leak right there on them. If the person is dead, you can go ahead and piss on them anyway. It is alot of fun. Sometimes they even vomit when you piss on them. Last night, a lady attacked me with a shotgun. I thought it was a little unnecessary, all I did was bust into her house. Anyway, I decided to whip out my trusty tazer and zapped her for like 15 or 20 seconds until she collapsed on the ground and began to say "I can't feel my legs," while she was dragging her limp body across the floor in a circle, dragging her useless legs. Feeling mercy towards her, I put the tazer away and pissed on her for a while. When I was on empty, I kicked her a few times and then pulled out my shovel and knocked her head off (literally) to put her out of her misery. It is a vulgar game, but has a high entertainment value. I would definitely flip out if I had kids and I saw them playing it, but as for me, I enjoy it. Just be careful who sees you playing it.
:: Tim 3:51 PM [+] ::