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0 comments :: Thursday, June 12, 2003 ::
To save myself from criticism, I will type this post without mentioning a single person outside of myself, so as to not somehow insult a person of any race or ethnic background or lifestyle. However, just for fun I will write it again and insult any ethnic background or lifestyle I can, just to please Bates. Read the one that you would rather see.I was going to try and use my self-made post generator, but anytime I tried to open it, the computer could not find a requred .dll file.(msvbvm60.dll) I have set the entire downstairs computer as a shared folder, so I can copy anything I wish from it . I copied the folder I needed and it fixed the problem. It was good.
The Clean One
See how boring that was?
Note: None of this actually reflects a single emotion I have, it is just an example of the exact opposite of the previous dictation of the story. Please don't hate me. It is only meant for humor to laugh at how some people talk. I think many of the things I will say in this later part will offend me too, so you aren't alone.
The Dirty One
So I was sitting around bored off my ass so I went out with this bastard I work with. We went to Quiznos where this fatass whore got me some food and I was like, "Yeah, Bitch, get my food." After that we went to watch a movie. On the way I ran over a few hobos, but I missed a couple so I was fucking disappointed. Anyway, I got to the movie and we were the only assholes in there, so I did whatever I fucking wanted to do. After the movie I came home to write a post about it on my ghetto computer using my bitching new program. Anyway, the computer didn't work so I kicked its jewish ass all over the place. It was being so gay. So I was like "FWAH!" and fixed the jewish part and it worked quicker than a $2 prostitute. I felt like a tiny god, it was kickass.
See how bad it could be? I'm really not that bad a person, the second part is horrible, I know, but it's the way I hate people to be too, so don't think bad things about me.
:: Tim 2:46 AM [+] ::
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